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+'<b><i>1999:</i></b> Rok Finger’s highly offensive rendition of “White Christmas” marks the end of the commune’s yearly Christmas parties, and the birth of the Parents Against Rok Finger Coalition (PARF).<br><br>'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
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+'<b>Rubik</b>. Crazy puzzle-making hermit needed to devise a way to keep staff out of Red Bagel’s mini-fridge. Knowledge of trap doors and spinning blades a plus.'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Top Amish Profanities</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">God look upon that hammer with a distainful eye!</i>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Shnnniiggrrleeeppf!'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">I wouldn’t mind raising 35 slightly inbred children with that woman.'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">May your beard itch.'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Cock-Fucking Bitch of a Basket!' 
+'</div></td>'
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