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+'<b><i>1982:</i></b> Rok Finger’s scheduled sex change operation is cancelled when he’s told the technology does not yet exist to change your sex from “Bone Dry in Death Valley” to “Gettin’ Some.”<br><br>'
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+'<td valign="top" width="125">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
+'<div class="partnerarea">'
+'<b>Goofus</b>. Extreme cosmic fuck-up needed to offset commune staff as a whole boatload of Gallants. Pratfalls a plus. Strike that: Apparently we already filled this position with some Pludd guy months ago. Thought he was just an office in-joke, sorry.'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Ill-Conceived Vacation Getaways</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Locked in steamer trunk with mother-in-law.'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">North Platte, Nebraska. Was thinking of a different North Platte.'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">The hottest part of the sun. <I>In July.</I>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><I>Feral Monkey Zone</I> Theme Park. Provo, Utah.'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">The sweet release of death.' 
+'</div></td>'
+'</tr></table>');
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