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+'<b><i>1999:</i></b> Raoul Dunkin’s first play, <i>The Touch of Love</i>, is put on in the commune break room by giggling staff reporters who find it unguarded in Dunkin’s desk.<br><br>'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
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+'<b>Park Ranger</b>. Duties include curtailing activities of bears, from large-haired picnic-basket stealing fun-lovin’ bears to savage, towering vicious grizzly bears. Encountering bears is unlikely within the office, but your presence should finally shut up bear-phobic Ivana Folger-Balzac.'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Least Effective Protest Signs</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Stop Iraq War and Tooth Decay'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">France is Against It!'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Smooth Move, Ex-Lax'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Prevent Tyrannical Military Action and Stop U.S. Globaliz&#8212; (see other side)'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Bush is Just Lame Nirvana Wanna-Be' 
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