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document.writeln('<div class="partnerhead">Milestones</div>'
+'<div class="partnerarea">'
+'<b><i>1983:</i></b> Night Ranger releases seminal hit <I>Sister Christian</i>, inspiring the unfortunate tone-deaf singalong by Ivan Nacutchacokov that resulted in his lifetime Greyhound bus ban.<br><br>'
+'</div>'
+'</td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="1"><img src="../../graphics/black.gif" width="1" height="170" border="0" hspace="5"></td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="125">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
+'<div class="partnerarea">'
+'<b>Cowboy Bebop</b>. Not really sure what this is, to be honest, but Red Bagel telegrammed to demand we hire one. Two if they come in a matched set. So there you go.'
+'<br>'
+'</div>'
+'</td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="1"><img src="../../graphics/black.gif" width="1" height="170" border="0" hspace="5"></td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="155">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Top Iraqi Gratitude Slogans</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">I love America and dying!'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">USA! Broil in hell, USA!'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">All the beautiful shooting!'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">God Bless This Rubble'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Sweet, legless liberation!' 
+'</div></td>'
+'</tr></table>');
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