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+'<b><i>1994:</i></b> Omar Bricks arrested after setting a statue of the Virgin Mary ablaze atop the Ferris wheel at the State Fair. Gets off on a technicality that goes down in legal history as the <I>Proud Mary</I> defense.<br><br>'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
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+'<b>Flamenco Dancer</b>. Leggy Latin beauty needed to, well, you know. And dance. Must be disease-free and light on the orthodontia. Garden hose-based qualifications a big plus. Mus- wait. Really? Then what the hell’s flamenco?'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Top Reasons Why You Couldn’t Have Killed Your Dead Wife</div>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">What, and miss the prime Christmas Eve fishing season?'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Too busy having extramarital affair to plot murder'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Pregnant wife-killing totally against religion'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Ha. I <I>wish</I>!'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Spirit too crushed from living with soulless bitch for years' 
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