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+'<b><i>1982:</i></b> Fred Connor born, grows up to lead successful rebellion against war of the machines in 2011. Or at least he would have been, if a Terminator hadn’t successfully eliminated him from history, according to Research Editor Griswald Dreck. <br><br>'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
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+'<b>Good Terminator</b>. Talking to Griswald Dreck has made us see the wisdom of employing a preventative Terminator security system, preferably a skilled Terminator robot who has been reprogrammed to protect commune staff members. No pay or retirement plans&#8212;yours is not to reason why, just to do and die.'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Top Unrevealed Bush Tax Cut Benefits</div>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Paper currency disintegrates upon touching hands of lower classes'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Top 1 percent of wealth holders can legally eat cloned dinosaur'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Five new interns approved for every Democrat who votes for cuts'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Third Star Wars movie legally required to be drastic improvement'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Millions of tax dollars refunded to rich; T-shirts for poor' 
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