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+'<b><i>131 B.C.:</i></b> Roman inventor Pontius creates love accidentally while trying to come up with a perfume that staves off homosexuality. Anyone who disagrees, we invite them to tell us who created love then.<br><br>'
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+'<b>Barber</b>. Staff barber sought to keep heads neat and trim, faces clean shaven, and reduce hippieness by at least 30%. Own scissors and weird Vitalis smell a plus. Controversial “tell-it-like-it-is” barbers need not apply.'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Least Popular Summer Blockbusters</div>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>The Matrix Redundant</i>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>X3: X-Men Vs. Triple X</i>, an all-new X-File featuring your ex-wife'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Finding Chemo</i>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Sylvester Stallone starring in (anything)'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Hollywood Homicide</i>' 
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