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+'<b><i>2002:</i></b> Office prick and former Acting-Editor Ramrod Hurley successfully turns 30, leading us on an endless week-long binge of bitching, moaning, and strange acts of vandalism we hope not to repeat this year.<br><br>'
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+'<td valign="top" width="1"><img src="../../graphics/black.gif" width="1" height="250" border="0" hspace="5"></td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="125">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
+'<div class="partnerarea">'
+'<b>Big Fat Patsy</b>. ‘Cause we’re not taking the rap for this, see. We must look like a real all-day sucker to you, yeah, a sucker, with a big fat wrapper. Boy, should we have seen it coming! Played like a two-bit piano from day one. Backstabbing dames need not apply.'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Top Oprah Book Club Rejections</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>The Venomous Black Bitch</i> by Phil Donahue'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Fried Pork Cracklin’s in Butter</i> by Flanny Fragg'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>The Happy and Compliant Slave</i> by Newt Whiteny'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>How Stella Left Her Groove Under the Seat on the Plane Ride Back</i> by Terry McMillan'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Fight Club</i> by Jerry Springer'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'</tr></table>');
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