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+'<b><i>1750:</i></b> Antonio Salieri, second-rate composer and eternal inspiration to the commune. His alleged murder of Mozart, as portrayed in <i>Amadeus</i>, forever encourages us in our war with <i>Crochet!</i> magazine.<br><br>'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
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+'<b>Stepchild</b>. Just sit around and eat and drink me out of house and home without ever raising a finger. Hey, I’m talking to you, you little shit. There ain’t no law says I got to be nice to you just ‘cause I’m knocking boots with your mom.'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Top 5 Worst Things to Hear in a Blackout</div>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Let’s play Guess Who’s Not Wearing Pants?'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Did you ever hear how electricity was invented? Funny story…'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">We’ll find our way out by lighting my farts.'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Say, this feels like a tumor.'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Wow, we’re trapped in an elevator with Ashton Kutcher!'
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