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+'<b><i>1821:</i></b> Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, and Nicaragua all gain independence, consequently leaving them ripe for U.S. corporate invasion and political meddling.<br><br>'
+'</div>'
+'</td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="1"><img src="../../graphics/black.gif" width="1" height="190" border="0" hspace="5"></td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="125">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
+'<div class="partnerarea">'
+'<b>Mark Buckles is a Cockwad</b>. Holy shit I don’t believe we got that in print! Man, you were right, Sammy, they don’t ever proofread this shit. This is better than that time we got “Mark Buckles sucks balls” on the CNN website poll.'
+'<br>'
+'</div>'
+'</td>'
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+'<td valign="top" width="155">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Least Anticipated New TV Series</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>CSI Iraq</i>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>The Farting Flannigans</i>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>JAG’s Pal</i>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">The show where the former movie star washes up on a TV sitcom'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>The Following</i> Friends <i>Time-Slot Show</i>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'</tr></table>');
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