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+'<b><i>1965:</i></b> commune columnist Rok Finger coins the slang term “Dingleberry” at a father-son picnic attended solely by his numerous illegitimate offspring.<br><br>'
+'</div>'
+'</td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="1"><img src="../../graphics/black.gif" width="1" height="250" border="0" hspace="5"></td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="125">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
+'<div class="partnerarea">'
+'<b>Doormat</b>. Co-dependant with poor sense of boundaries needed to do the work of three men and two women, allowing the commune to do our part in this jobless recovery. Cot in back available for qualified applicant.'
+'<br>'
+'</div>'
+'</td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="1"><img src="../../graphics/black.gif" width="1" height="250" border="0" hspace="5"></td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="155">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Top Reasons for Honking</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Air-horn busted'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Thought I saw nipples'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Rat-in-road! Rat-in-road!'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Song needed a horn part'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Lonely'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">6.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">That bumper sticker is right!'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">7.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Fluent in Morse code and proud of it'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">8.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Needed to clear path on sidewalk'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">9.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">I know that guy!'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">10.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Because I can'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'</tr></table>');
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