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+'<b><i>1492:</i></b> Christopher Columbus discovered America. Actually, it was Oct. 12, and it was really the Bahamas, so he discovered the Caribbean, and there were already lots of indigenous people there. All we know is the bank is closed today, so fuck the guy.<br><br>'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
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+'<b>Buffalo Bill</b>. We don’t really have a lot of buffalo roaming around that need slaughtering or anything, but the copydesk tends to order large amounts of delivery buffalo wings and somebody has got to figure out who pays what when the guy shows up. Respond promptly, we hear a car out front.'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Top Justifications for Iraq War</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">France don’t tell us we can’t do something'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Saddam said California was totally gay, for real'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Thought country offered frequent invader incentives'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Kuwait had “bad feeling” about some guys along the border'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">CIA had strong evidence of uncounted Florida ballots in Tikrit'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'</tr></table>');
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