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+'<b><i>1858:</i></b> 26th president and idol of Red Bagel Teddy Roosevelt is born, only a month before Bagel’s birth. We know technically this is impossible, but we didn’t get cushy date-checking jobs by questioning the big man.<br><br>'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
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+'<b>Bounced Czech</b>. Resume and references not necessary, any Czechoslovakian expatriate thrown out of a club will do. True, we don’t really have any job for such a person to occupy, but wouldn’t it be funny to say we have a bounced Czech on staff? Think about it.'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Least Popular Howard Stern Guests</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Tina Harper, Professional Soccer Mom'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Pocket Pete, the world’s smallest Stern fan'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Rhonda the Shy Stripper'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Frank Melton, the lookalike who doesn’t look like anybody in particular'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Don Imus'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'</tr></table>');
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