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+'<b><i>1853:</i></b> The snorkel is invented, leading indirectly to the conception of commune reporter Lil Duncan several years later. STD specialists from the CDC would eventually send a robot back in time in an attempt to prevent this chain of events from occurring, but tragically this move caused the <I>Short Circuit</I> franchise of films in the 1980’s instead.<br><br>'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
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+'<b>Midwife Crisis</b>. Not entirely sure what this is, but the guys thought it would be funny. So… Hmm. Uh… well, if you have experience delivering babies in a dramatic and dangerous fashion, then I suppose you should dust off your résumé. No freaks please.'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Top Nicknames for Each Toe</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Lil Pete'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Sweat Hog'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Midlor, the Middle Toe'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Die Schweine!'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Mr. Overrated'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">6.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">King Shit'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">7.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Toe Ain’t So Big'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">8.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Jam Salad'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">9.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Steve McQueen in <I>The Great Escape</I>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">10.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Phantom Itch'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
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