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+'<b><i>1993:</i></b> Ramon Nootles graduates from San Dimas Community College with a degree in Questionable Journalism, the first degree of its kind offered in America, and a minor in Poontang Studies.<br><br>'
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+'<td valign="top" width="125">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
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+'<b>Iron Monkey</b>. We saw the movie and thought the ancient Chinese legend might be the guy to get the ninja we hired out of our offices. Lame-ass ninja, poison-darting Lefty the mail clerk and skittering across the tops of the computer towers.'
+'<br>'
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+'<td valign="top" width="155">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Favorite Porn Names</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Titty Titty Gangbang'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Bridgette Fonda Fucking'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Truck Schtooper'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Misty Sizzler'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Chase Winsock'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">6.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Mr. Creamjeans'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">7.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Murph “Family-Size” Sausage'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">8.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Jeff the Sack'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">9.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Jizzabelle'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">10.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Tasty Bummer'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'</tr></table>');
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