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+'<b><i>1749:</i></b> At this site, in 1749, nothing happened.<br /><br />'
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+'<td valign="top" width="1"><img src="../../graphics/black.gif" width="1" height="220" border="0" hspace="5"></td>'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
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+'<b>Bag Man</b>. Some kind of illegal-parcel-delivering hobo needed to transport sensitive packages and sleep in our dumpster. Five years dumpster-sleeping experience required. Keeping your big mouth shut skills a plus.'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Top Puns that<br />Got You Shot</div>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">“But waiter, you can’t tune a sandwich!”'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">“If you want to get married some time, give me a ring.”'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">“Arr, you think me cooking be impressive, you should see me pea soup!”'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">“Come back, man, that’s nacho cheese!”'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">“I play bass for Big Dick and the Trojans, we’re a rubber band.”'
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