Kiss me, you beast with the golden toes
the arches of your eyebrows like a broken McDonald’s sign
the smacky wetness of your lips like the maw
of a paint-stained flower (love me, Venus Flytrap)

Absorb me
swallow me whole
crush my bones with teeth
chewing me like Laffy Taffy

I am whole once again
your are a hole, once again
I fall into you
never hitting bottom

I am a bowel movement
squeezing from your rectum
into the big porcelain void that is you
out of you (into you again)

My heart is like a snake eating itself
or a penis tucked into its owner’s butthole
like the disgusting imagery in a Museum of the Grody
and I am the custodian

I am you
you are me
neither of us are welcome
at Open Mic Night anymore

Brandy is Dandy
Brandy is dandy and wine is fine but liquor is quicker and vodka divine. Gin makes you sicker and slows down your ticker when you pull down your knickers so more freely to bicker.

My Love is Like an Orange
My love is not like porridge, or storage, or forage. For my love is like an orange and… Bugger, nothing rhymes with orange.

Blown by the Sun
I remember the fire-hanging hair, weaved together on the head / Of the bouncy, busty, bubbling night club stripper