If you call me a prick
do I not cry?
Bully, thine mouth offends me
fuck it

Was it not me
who kept secret your smoking
your out of class without a pass
you hi-jinks and ne’er-do-wells?

I reach out my hand
and you turn it back
to smack my own cheeks
why, oh why am I hitting myself?

I would hold my head high
were it not stuffed in the urinal
hair stained with pisswater and stink
let me go, Josh; let all my people go

Bully, your day is numbered
like the stupid jersey you wear
for I have not guns or grenades
but words, words of the mightiest ilk

Leave me be for the greener grass
of tomorrow, beyond the football field
and let mine ears and eyes be free of you
in a school principaled only by God

What? Nothing. I’m writing a letter
to my girlfriend in another state

Your Ass is Grass and I’m the Lawnmower
It’s my duty to inform you I’m about to transform you into a pile of pain as you choke on the main vein. Do I need to explain?

Menu
Have you ever eaten mice beaten into a frothy puree and topped with crème brulee by a chef who’s so gay he could make dogmeat delicious?

Bouncing Against Injustice
I am the guitar of humanity / strumming the tune you dread / thundering power chords / while you pick your notes

Phil Spector’s Hair
Rising high like a psychedelic mushroom cloud / so loud without a sound / Holy Jesus, did you see Phil Spector’s hair?