Monday, Sept. 17, 2001
at night
A lone
i watch
HAPPY DAYS
whilst sleeping
lies dad
turn it DOWN
says dad
and bangs upon
the floor
sometimes
i wish i
was the FONZ
make believe
dad was
mr. C
he would give
fatherly
advice
instead of
calling me
shithead
i would
bring home
CHICKS
with all their
teeth
and dad would
not fart
and laugh
ho ho ho ho
today
did you
look for
a job?
no, dad
no no no
i’m finding
myself
you will
find my foot
in your ass
find
a job
dad
get off
the phone
i’m talking
to MARVIN
dad
i can tell
you didn’t
hang up
get off
the phone
dad
you asshole
i’m not on smack
or
the goofballs
quit going
in my room
i pay
no rent
except
my soul
Milestones
the commune's scratch 'n sniff look at last year's office potluck
Opportunities
Pants a Capitalist
Free Virus Baggies
Take a Kitten, Please
the commune book selections
the commune's Bear in Rearview
the commune's Big Book of Duke
Faces of the commune
the commune 100: Leaders and Revolutionaries
the commune 100: Traitors and Noodledicks
FAQ Shwartz |
Site Map's Somewhere in the Glovebox |
Search In Vain |
Contract Ick
Privacy Police |
Terms of Gary Busey |
Reprints & Persimmons |
Press Eject Now
Hairy Walnuts
Maybe I was just feeding the cat his own hairballs
over and over again, every night
But how was I buying big bags of my own cat's hairballs
in supermarkets all across town?
