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The Snog in My Coat Has a Frog in His Throat --Jazzsoda 08/25/2006
Your Congressional Record Collection Sucks, Dude --Jazzsoda 08/25/2006
I'm Carrying this Yahtzee Team and Everyone Knows It --Jazzsoda 08/25/2006
Herman's Hermits? I Didn't Know Mr. Munster Had Crabs! --Jazzsoda 08/25/2006
If Pigs Could Fly I'd Wear a Tin Sombrero --Jazzsoda 08/25/2006
Crapping Out Like a Vegas Fat Man --Jazzsoda 08/25/2006
This Forest Needs More Lumber Support --Jazzsoda 08/25/2006
Party People Get the Hell Out of My Pantry --Jazzsoda 08/25/2006
I Wouldn't Shit You Even if You Were Somehow Lodged in My Colon --Jazzsoda 08/25/2006
Wears the Beef --Jazzsoda 06/24/2006
Eyes Wipeout a Face --Jazzsoda 06/24/2006
You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Ang Lee --Jazzsoda 06/16/2004
How Much Wood Would Chuck Upchuck if Wood Chuck Would Upchuck? --Jazzsoda 10/25/2003
Hot Damn Said the Devil --Jazzsoda 07/18/2001
"Oops, I did ET again!" "Dammit Britney! I'm not raising another alien baby!" --Jazzsoda 07/18/2001
I Tooka Too Much Barbituates, Cousin Speedy --Jazzsoda 07/18/2001
The Whole Shat Shimmies --Jazzsoda 07/18/2001
Nerf Brand Cereal? Squeeze Me a Bowl! --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
I Quite Like this Monkey on my Back --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
"Potato's not a vegetable, Arnie. It's a tuber." "It's notta tuba." --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
The Hills are Alive, and it's Scary as Shit! --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Midnight in the Garden of Good 'n Plenty --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
The Colonkazee, New at King's Island! --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
The Unobomber Tells America to Draw Four... or Else! --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Rolos and Rolaids: Together at Last! --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Gidget with Midgets --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Jumpin' Locusts and Cracklin' Crabs! --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Jumpin' Jupiter Jammies! --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Blame it on the Brain --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Well Slap My Ass and Call Me Spanky --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
The Bile Belt --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Because the Night Was Made for Lubbock --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
The Jungle is My Home Alone Sequel --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Rock the Catbox --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Slow Ride? Chill the Fuck Out Man, It's Amtrack --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Sunny Days, Chasing the Clowns Away --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Trot, Brando, Trot! --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Everybody Loves Radon --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Monkeybutts and Applesauce --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Some People Call Me the Space Asshole --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
I'm in the Mood For Lungs --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Oh Yeah, That's My Bodily Funk --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Walk Like a Man, Talk Like a Rainbow Trout --Jazzsoda 06/13/2001
Lonely Cannibals, Eat Your Heart Out! --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
It's Raining Cats and Water --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
JESUS: Son of God or Animated Talking Dog? Today's Discussion. --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
"Yippie Kai Yay!" and other things not to yell in a prison shower --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
I Second that Demotion --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
He died for your skins, you know. Potato skins, I think. --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
If God Had a Lawn, it Would Be Nice Like This --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Muffler Muppets, the car-window Garfield of the new Millenium --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
barf like you mean it --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
The Love Bloat and other Typo Nightmares --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
wild hoses couldn't drain my biday --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
The World is Treating Me Baaaa-aad, Mister T! --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Just the Fags, Ma'am. --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Run here comes a dog, it's a Whippet! Whippet good! *vespa peels out* --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
yesterday I woke up fucking jack lemmon --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
"Gee Yogi, I Think That Was a Carseat, Not a Pic-nic Basket." "Oh Crap Boo-Boo! I Think I Just Ate a Baby!" --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
"Basquiat." Bastardcrotch? "Basquiat." Basket-rot? "Basquiat!" That-queer's-hot? "Fuck it, my name is Smith." --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Wiccan Nuggets --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
"This Guy is Phah Ling! This Guy is Phah Ling!" Said the Little Chinese Chicken --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
And They Were Drunk on Moonlight, and Dance, and Song, and Poetry, and Hooch --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
What the Hell Kinda Surf Safari is THIS Supposed to Be? I Mean JEEZ. --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
How Do You Alert a Duck that There's Something Flying Toward His Head? --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Contains Real Lamb Fragments --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
It's a Dance I Like to Call "Remember My Member" --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Please Hammer Don't Wear Those Pants No More --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Yeah, and Guess What Happened to the Guy who Misspelled His Name "Shitler" --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Ahem, That's Not What I Meant By "Area Rug" --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
When the Plumber Came, I Saw the Crack of Don --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Dude, Don't Bet on the Ponies, They Can't Run as Fast as the Big Horses! --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
mork dorked the stork --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Ennuinies --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Dont' Make Me Bust a Crap in Your Ass! Eeeew. Forget I Said That. --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Excuse me, that's MISTER Sonofabitchmacocksuckerbastardbitch to you! --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Can I Get More Lumbar Support on this Electric Chair? --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Jump Up and Goose the Sun --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Oregon Legislature Shuts Down Kenny Loggins Industry --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Homo Homo Hippos --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Pellicanesis --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Peanut Buttafucco did not compete well with Jif --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Children Shocked to Find Downed Power Lines Poor Playthings --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Bush Opposed to Anti-Bush Opposition --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Give Me a B! AkK! No, the letter! --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Children are God's Way of Saying "Don't Piss Me Off" --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
I'm Gonna Wash that Man Right Out of My Chair --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
When I was Your Age, Oreos Contained Real Ore --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
I Shit Candy Warthogs --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
I'd Like to Give the World a Cock... and Some Hens, You Sick Bastard --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
If It Weren't For that Wiferaft, My Harem Would Have Drown --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
I Detunaed That Ocean --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Black Sabbath Wins NAACP Image Award in Clerical SNAFU --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
No, Tommy, "The Splits" are Something Entirely Different Than What You Just Did --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
"Booty Fruity" Was the Shortest-Lived Musical in Broadway History --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Lunch Is On Me! No, I'm Serious. Get a Towel. --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
There's a Flapper on My Crapper, Dr Seuss! --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Scandal-plagued Chef Boyardee Asked to Explain "I Want to Get in Your Tummy" Statement He Made to Young Girls --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
I'm a Sucker for that Brothel --Jazzsoda 05/10/2001
Momopoly: Own All the Moms and Win the Game! --Hippie 06/24/2006
She's Got Legs? Big Whup. She Has Balls? Now That's A Story! --Hippie 09/21/2001
Fisted Lucky Charms, Magically Invasive --Hippie 05/10/2001
I Totaled the Electric Underwear, Dude --Hippie 05/10/2001
The Vietnam War, or As the Vietnamese Call It, The Here War --Hippie 05/10/2001
I Didn't Say Shit-Ke-Babs! You've Ruined Perfectly Good Ke-Babs! --Hippie 05/10/2001
Are We Not Men? We're Not? Well, What Are All These Jock Straps Just Lying Around Here For? --Hippie 05/10/2001
I'd Like to Give the World My Coke to Hold if the Cops Show Up --Hippie 05/10/2001
Tonight's My Night in the Fantasy Pants --Hippie 05/10/2001
Scandal! Bush Admits to Wearing "Really Gay Shirt" For a Week in '76 --Hippie 05/10/2001
If there's a Buttafucco in your hedgerow, I'll get the gun now... --Hippie 05/10/2001
Ride! Ride like the demon living in your cellar --Hippie 05/10/2001
What you call "hell" Rambo calls his awkward social situation --Hippie 05/10/2001
Fuzzy Wuzzy? I Just Thought He Was Italian! --Hippie 05/10/2001
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday--your wings and nickel beers were the shit! --Hippie 05/10/2001
She'll Be Coming Through the Mountain, the Big-Ass Scary Bitch, When She Comes --Hippie 05/10/2001
And on the Seventh Day, God... Wrestled? That's Gotta Be A Type-O! --Hippie 05/10/2001
Once Again, Lance Wilson Tries to Break the World Lance Speed Record of half a mile a minute. --Hippie 05/10/2001
Pastor Mike Gives His Prized Sermon, "And A Cocktease Shall Lead Them..." --Hippie 05/10/2001
You Dropped teh Bong on My Rug, Baby --Hippie 05/10/2001
Shitkicker Party Says Expect a Redneck President by 2008 --Hippie 05/10/2001
*I* Screwed That Nude Mannequin! Yes--the Goat. They NEVER Suspect the Goat! --Hippie 05/10/2001
Hooton Humps a Whore --Hippie 05/10/2001
Dogs Protest Blatant Petism in "Catapault" and Film "Man Who Loved Cat Dancing" --Hippie 05/10/2001
Run, Fraido, Run! --Hippie 05/10/2001
Rhubarb the Rosey Ass Reindeer --Hippie 05/10/2001
Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Just a little bit --cisco3600 07/31/2001
Break walls with your horsecock! --cisco3600 04/22/2004
Men are from Montreal; Women are from Vancouver --cisco3600 08/20/2001
Crispin Glover saved my life --cisco3600 08/09/2001
A lightly salted femur --cisco3600 08/03/2001
Don't load empty threes,what's tree merengue video. --Wry Batty 10/30/2005
If You Think It's Butthair But It's Snot,It's Shitffon. --Wry Batty 10/30/2005
Why haven't you called Guy Lombardo? --Wry Batty 10/30/2005
There's a party in my pants - why wasn't I invited? --ArchHallJr 06/27/2006
Boogers have no scent. Think about it. --ArchHallJr 06/27/2006
look out for the government's bean-control mimes --GuloGulo 08/02/2001
mork's dork is forked? double gross --Hallie 05/10/2001
actually, i do have a handful of adoring titmice... --Rebecca 05/10/2001