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GersonK: /* Part 4 */

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GersonK: /* Part 3 */

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GersonK: /* Part 4 */

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GersonK: /* Part 2 */

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GersonK: /* Part 2 */

2007-01-30T03:30:18Z

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GersonK at 03:20, 30 January 2007

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GersonK at 03:12, 30 January 2007

2007-01-30T03:12:54Z

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 I think we need to pick one of these two
 :05 ("Coffee is always the perfect companion")
 Jazz: *as sung in commercials* "TROJAN MAN!"
 Jazz: for you and your rubber hand collection. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan

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		+	6:02 {"clean and cold"}
		+	Jazz: "Like Marie Osmond"--YibbleGuy 21:54, 14 January 2007 (EST)
		+
		+	6:11 ("Then brought to a full boil")
		+	Gerson: "I should be taking notes shouldn't I"
		+
		+	6:19 ("and again questions...")
		+	Tina: "...about sexual preference" --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	6:24 (percolator?)
		+	Jazz: Burger later? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.
		+
		+	6:27 ("how much?")
		+	Matt: "How should I know??" --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	6:29 ("Coffee")
		+	Tina: "Coffee?" --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	6:35 (can makes noise)
		+	Gerson: "New Botchalism Coffee!" --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	6:45 {"One level CBI measure per cup."}
		+	Matt: "Followed by 'CBI: Miami'"--YibbleGuy 18:23, 9 January 2007 (EST)
		+
		+	6:46 (one level CBI measure)
		+	Jazz: That’s Coffee Burn Index --Jazzsoda 21 Jan
		+
		+	6:54 ("This... is the same as this.")
		+	Tina: "and that is...?" --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	6:59 {"...same as this...a coffee brewing institure approved measure"}
		+	Gerson: Damn CBI and their moral relativism. --GersonK 00:32, 15 January 2007 (EST)
		+
		+	7:06 (pauses for a moment)
		+	Tina: "hmm, dare I?" (pours) "Yes! teehee!" --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	7:19 (puts together coffee pot)
		+	Jazz: Tada! Freebase --Jazzsoda 21 Jan
		+
		+	7:31 {"...the flame is lowered.."}
		+	Gerson: "The torch is passed." --GersonK 00:32, 15 January 2007 (EST)
		+
		+	7:32 {"And, well--watch.}
		+	Matt: "And, well--bite me."--YibbleGuy 19:01, 10 January 2007 (EST)
		+
		+	7:37 {"The third element is time"}
		+	Tina: "The Fifth Element is a pretty cheesy movie."
		+
		+	7:41 ("it too must be measured accurately")
		+	Matt: "who's gonna do all of this at 5AM?" --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	7:58 {"The taste of coffee heightens and increases until all that is good has been extracted"}
		+	Arch: "Like my marriage" --Gerson
		+
		+	8:04 (over gentle heat, and then…)
		+	Jazz: You go medieval on its ass. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan
		+
		+	8:06 ("The liquid is coffee")
		+	Matt: "Really? I thought it was soy sauce now!" --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	8:18 {"there remains nothing more to gain but bitterness"}
		+	Arch: "Like in my marriage" --GersonK 00:32, 15 January 2007 (EST)
		+
		+	8:27 {"...not another iota of good flavor."}
		+	Arch: "Do you hear me, you shrew? Not one more iota!" --GersonK 00:32, 15 January 2007 (EST)
		+
		+	8:38 (and placed in the pot)
		+	Jazz: If pot is not available, hashish may be substituted in Turkish coffee. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan
		+
		+	8:50 {"... is poured--still boiling--over the coffee."}
		+	Matt: "And if the coffee had nerve endings, it would probably say something like this..."
		+	Everyone (attempts, we pick the best): 'AAAAUUUUGGGH! AAAAUUUGGGH! AAUUUUGGGGH!'."--YibbleGuy
		+
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		+
		+	9:05 (the time?)
		+	Jazz: What am I, information? Buy a watch, hippie. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan
		+
		+	9:09 {"It should take only four to six minutes."}
		+	Gerson: "Great! That's enough time for me to have sex. Twice!"--YibbleGuy 21:46, 11 January 2007 (EST)
		+
		+	[I scrod up and Matt's 9:05 line wasn't included as a competing line here. I used my athourita to drop it. Sorry, I owe you one, Matt. - Gerson]
		+
		+	9:12 {"In the vacuum method ..."}
		+	Tina: "... your coffee sucks." --YibbleGuy 20:31, 8 January 2007 (EST)
		+
		+	9:25 (nothing's really happening but music)
		+	Matt: "Nice arrangement of the Crank Yankers theme song" --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	9:36 {The vacuum thingy is lifted up. A string is dangling from its tube.}
		+	Jazz: "If the vacuum device is menstruating, make sure its tampon string is easily accessible."--YibbleGuy 19:13, 10 January 2007 (EST)
		+
		+	9:37 {"The time?"}
		+	Tina: "A band led by Morris Day."--YibbleGuy
		+
		+	9:46 {Coffee boils up}
		+	Gerson: In fear and hot coffee, man is born.
		+
		+	9:59 {"That's all there is."}
		+	Matt: "I'm Peggy Lee." --YibbleGuy 20:35, 8 January 2007 (EST)
		+
		+	10:07 (Same as above)
		+	Jazz: "but what about all that international crap you showed us earlier?" --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	10:17 (coffee boiling)
		+	Arch: (a la Beverly Hillbillies) "and up from the pot came a-bubblin' crude" --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	10:21 Tina: (tune: Stand By Your Man) " o/` Sometimes it's hard to be a Mormon..." --Soozcat
		+
		+	10:32 ("Has now been captured in a cup")
		+	Jazz: "Where you now taunt it." --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	10:37 ("A body to go with its aroma and taste")
		+	Gerson: "Unlike me." --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	10:45 (Perfect. Every time.)
		+	Jazz: Or else the CBI might have to choke a bitch. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan
		+
		+	11:03 ("The proper grind and carefully measured")
		+	Matt: "Then poured into a brandy snifter." --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	11:08 ("Time, carefully measured")
		+	Tina: "Do I pour boiling water over the clock too?" --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	11:21 {"Coffee--sending its glow into our lives around the clock."}
		+	Gerson: "Because it induces insomnia."--YibbleGuy 18:19, 12 January 2007 (EST)
		+
		+	11:26 ("it helps us to start the day with warmth and vigour")
		+	Matt: "and to help us forget what we did last night." --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	11:26 (with warmth and vigor)
		+	Jazz: And human flesh tucked under your eggs. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan
		+
		+	11:41 (spur to the morning’s work)
		+	Tina: Get that paper right this time, or you’re repeating the third grade again Sandy. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan
		+
		+	11:51 (of our pause at noon)
		+	Jazz: Because coffee is chock full of essential nutrients to help paws and hooves grow. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan
		+
		+	11:54 ("A world that often forgets to stop")
		+	Matt: "because they're all high on caffeine" --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	----
		+	I think we need to pick one of these two
		+	12:05 ("Coffee is always the perfect companion")
		+	Jazz: as sung in commercials "TROJAN MAN!"
		+	Jazz: for you and your rubber hand collection. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan
		+
		+	----
		+
		+	12:11 ("it's at home in any setting...")
		+	Tina: "Yeah, it kicks its shoes off..." --Matteus 14 Jan
		+
		+	12:16 {Pourer pushes sugar dish out of the way with coffee pot}
		+	Matt: "Outta my way sugar!" --GersonK 00:32, 15 January 2007 (EST)
		+
		+	12:17 {"A simple thing, easy to attain."}
		+	Arch: "Like Lindsay Lohan."--YibbleGuy 21:00, 9 January 2007 (EST)
		+
		+	12:21 (well-made and well enjoyed…)
		+	Jazz: So pour yourself an ashtray of coffee, today. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan
		+
		+	Matt: (anytime during closing words) "And remember, Decaf is the Devil's work!"
		+	[I'm having trouble finding a place for this one]
		+
		+	12:25 {closing words "... a GOOD cup, of GOOD coffee."}
		+	Gerson: "Good grief."
		+	Tina: "Good riddance."
		+	Everyone (attempts, we pick the best): [James Brown voice] "Good God!"
		+	Gerson (all are welcome to try): [George Burns voice] "Good night, Gracie."--YibbleGuy
		+
		+	12:30 {Over swelling music}
		+	All riffers together: [a la J&tB reiterating the theme at the end of some shorts] Coffee!! --GersonK

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 :55 {"drift of whipped cream"}
 Jazz: And an out-of-control hydroplane into Cool Whip. --Jazzsoda 21 Jan
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+Tina:  "You can come out of the isolation booth now!"
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