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- Handle: Zee
- Real Name: Zachariah Smith
- D.O.B.: August 22, 1979
- Occupation: stockboy, caption archivist
- Marital Status: taken like bacon- I'm dating the hottest of the hotties, TheKari!
- Kids: Just millions of knuckle babies
- Handle Origin: Zee= "Z", short for Zachariah
- Alternate Handle(s): DiggerSmolken, Zee_de_Caixo (Halloween), and one other secret one that I'm not fessing up to.
- You Can Find Me Capping: I'll tell you later
Sure... Uh... What's not to get, though? I just am. I hang out. Well, okay... Maybe I can help. To start with, uh, I'm a robot. I use cyber-based bubble memory. Is THAT what's confusing you? Is it that I work off UNIX and can use a variety of operating systems? I've undergone a complex personal evolution wherein painful confusion has given way to what I like to think of as some degree of wisdom culminating in my current Zarasthustrian sense of self. Is that it? Is it that I often panic when making sandwiches? Is it that I smell conspiracy in everything and I don't know what I mean most of the time?
...Is it an odor?