Well spank my ass and call me Nancy...

BobaFett8: Next I'll ram my ovapositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest, but I'm not an alien.	Doctor_Doom: "They have fallen for thy deception, Lord Lucifer? When wouldst thou have me slice them to tiny bloody shreds?"	YibbleGuy: "For somebody who renounced the 'sins of the flesh,' you're sure puttin' away the mai-tai's, Abner."
HanoverF: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering Al?" "I don't know Sam, do you think we could fit all that cream cheese in a pair of panty hose?"	Xtree: Gene Shalit: Film reviewer, Man-About-Town, Bon-Vivant, Rodeo Clown.	Shandi: *All Together now*: Here, leezardleezardleezard!
kiL0waTT: "...but I'll never forget episode #349 when Spock and Kirk go to this planet and Kirk gets captured by an evil seductress alien and..."	Cosine: GWAR just isn't the same anymore... *sigh*	SunSinner: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
HanoverF: choked to death on toilet paper, what a way to go... thats the real danger of two ply	MadSigntist: $20 bill, right near the spleen...and I SAW IT FIRST!!! GET BACK, IT'S MINE!!!	JorGGirrrl: "It's Mona. Miss Lisa if you're nasty."
BuckFifty: But all of a sudden, the seemingly harmless round of "There ain't no flies on us" goes horribly wrong... "*SCREAM* He's got a gun!"	Seltaeb: But I don't need a worm organizer...	keogh: "With results that are nothing less than stunning, right, Lisa?" "THE WORLD WILL WADE IN BLOOD!" "And look trim doing it!"
Widget: The World's Youngest Canadian Mountie goes undercover...	Seltaeb: "In a drunken stupor, my husband thought this was a toilet, and he fried his anus shut. We're gonna sue for millions."	Seltaeb: I like to suck on the sponges, personally...

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