Here we go again...





bikermob:
COUGH! Hey guys...I think the milk has gone bad...COUGH!


GRGGARY:
Madonna's "Like A Mormon" album didn't translate well on MTV's Unplugged


JoeCrow:
Bring up the percussion track and kill the backing vocals, Mr. Scott


MirandaRamsey:
Check. Check. Check. Now what?


Agent_Moldy:
Oh yeah, kids come running for the great taste of vegetable oil!


Angel_Noir:
"What does this mean about my soul?" "Uh, nothing, Bill, just sign the contract." "OK, Gene."


Dairai:
Whoops... the IV popped out...


Vicious:
When skyscrapers go bad: "Pssst! youse wanna buy some hot window cleaner?"


AgentQ:
"Howdy folks! Welcome to Hank's Furniture Repair Show. Today, we're gonna do a little work on these railings--" *snap* "Whoa!" *crash*


Vicious:
Up yours, sun!


CaveDweller:
...and the Rolling Stones plan their next tour!


Angel_Noir:
"...ahould never put squirrels in gasoline at a 4th of July picnic. And that's one to grow on!"


Daniel_Slyder:
"Dat is eet! I geet no credeet around heer! Keptin won't be so cocky weeth a bullet in hees brain!"


402:
"Well just put some happy little aliens over here.... nice happy aliens...."


Dr_Channard:
"Yup, yer leakin' some brake fluid, transmission's smokin' and the tires are bald. Son, this'll cost ya a BUNDLE..."


LightningJoe:
We have no "metric box-end wrenches" or whatever they are. Scotty says use your teeth.


Geier:
Despite what the brochures said, the Electronic Puppy Dog was NOT "just as warm, fun, and supportive as the real thing". But it DID play a killer game of Pong.


Pazuzu:
"Do not bring your evil here, I sleep here. Put it over there, next to Todd Bridges' shack..."




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