In lieu of a real life, I make funnies at pictures.





Angel_Noir:
"PROGRAMS! You won't know who's getting the leathal injection without your PROGRAMS!"


Tin_God:
"Man, if that's that damn Taco Bell chihuahua again..."


Steve_Reeves:
Stevie nicks as Princess Leia: "Like you gotta help me, Obi Wan Kenobi! Like I'm really need help like..."


BuckFifty:
"Um, you have the right to a loaf of bread, a quart of milk, two sticks of butter, some whipped cream...Wait a minute...wrong list. Sorry about that."


JoeCrow:
Gort.. Klatu, Necktie... Shit..... ZZZZTTTTT


Pazuzu:
"Captains log: Uncomfortable. Spock is pinching everything in site. Bones, making lewd remarks ro Scotty. My stool softener, not quite working."


MrBungle:
Kirk explains Gov. Ventura's 'Wrestlenomics'.


Enapov:
Got saw?


MadSigntist:
"Come over to the Grey Side, Kirk...I am your father!" "Noooooooo!"


Generik:
"Baby, I'm here to make ALL your dreams come true!" "You mean you have a donkey AND a Great Dane?"


Elle:
E-Z-Bake my ass..


Vicious:
"M-O-O-N spells 'kiss my ass!'"


Carmilla67:
"Hello Houston? Yeah, it's us. Who'd you think it would be?"


Enohead:
I never thought I'd see the day when Glidecoat II would be rendered obsolete.


Geier:
"'To get to the other side...!' AHAHAHAHAH!!!! I must say, you Earthers have a DEVILISHLY clever sense of humor! ('To get to the other side', heh heh heh...!)"


Clergyman:
"Um... is that a gun in my shoulder blade, or are you just happy to see me?"


GotMilk:
"Like, I *was* the dolphin, and then Miami *WON*!"


Gnasche:
"Sorry, Captain, but it's still being denied." "Alright, let me see if I have enough cash on me."




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