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Enohead:
(oh boy, can't *wait* to see what the next thrilling paid advertisment is going to be...)


Laserblast:
"AHHHHH-CHOO! Whoops, just honked all over your casserole! No big deal, the little buggers'll die when you heat it up!"


402:
"Dr. McCoy, your inane chattering is keeping me from coming up with an adequate caption."


SunSinner:
My auntie always thought Ringo was the cutest...


Dairai:
"Today on Hometime: getting rid of those pesky neighbors once and for all. Tomorrow: destroying the evidence..."


TZ7:
When the lamps took over the world...


CaveDweller:
Next on ESPN2, Full contact Ballroom Dancing.


MadSigntist:
"Okay, I think I can tell the difference. This is a rectal thermometer, right?"


empressv:
Please.... Richard... We can work this out... I'll dump Marcia for good!


Dairai:
At the Caption This! Institute, you'll *earn* that migraine, dammit...!


YingYang:
Flipper's back, and he IS pissed!!!!


Angel_Noir:
"Give in to your anger, Mr. Wilson. Join me, and we will rule the universe as boy and neighbor!" SW, Episode One: Dennis the Menace


Tin_God:
Here at DeVry labs, our young trainees spend all day playing Lara Croft and signing on AOL as fifteen year old teenage girls.


Fishbait4:
It's time to go to bed.. but I'll read you the story of the Starfleet Captain who fell in love with many beautiful princesses. Sometimes twice an episode.


c_otter:
It was a quiet day in the forest when the one legged horse thumped into view...


Mr13:
"You got alot of nerve showing up here!" "Billy Please" "Hey Chewbacca still hangin around with this looser?""Billy Dee, if I give you a quarter will you leave?


Seltaeb:
When working under the sink, shut off the water valve, use the right tools, and always give Aut Thelma some soda crackers so she won't get so bitchy.


HanoverF:
Easily Distracted Coroner Assistant... "Hey Quincy, I got those test res... hey, Forceps! Weeee!"




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Damn kids! Leave that gnome alone and get off my lawn!