*kickin' a black cat*





Torgone:
. . It was just here a minute ago. ow!


shred:
Get away, you old quack! When pointy-ears and paunchy are off the ship, I'm in charge.


SunSinner:
She looks a lot older in the morning's cold cruel light, doesn't she Jer?


HanoverF:
"I don't know about this Scully, are you sure this is right?" "Who's Scully?" "Shut up Timmy, I told you to roleplay!" "Sorry Mr. Mulder!"


deckthehallswithEBA:
"you're all wrong! It was Bill Gates in the Hall with the Browser!"


Tumbler:
"He likes it better with your leg like .. this .. and she enjoys being held .. like this .. kinda cupping .. okay .. I'll fix drinks."


Angel_Noir:
"There...is, another...Skywalker." "Duh! What about Episode One? Talk, you little troll!"


deckthehallswithEBA:
Old Lady Hemmingway pauses to pick up the fallen shotgun shell. Yes, this was no ordinary bridge club meeting.


Hippie:
Mr. Hooper gets worried when he hears someone conspicuously humming "Love in an Elevator"...


Angel_Noir:
.oO {Allright, baby. Be the cup. Be the cup.}


JoeCrow:
Eskimo, later joined by Eskilarry and Eskicurly formed the Three Eskistooges


Hippie:
So why were you pissing on a bear trap again? *Never mind, just get it out.


MadSigntist:
"Now watch, the Children of the Canola are getting ready to challenge the Children of the Corn for this turf."


Golem_81:
Look here Grandma! YOu wanna make something of it?


MadSigntist:
Johnny Storm unwittingly creates Children of the Popcorn.


deckthehallswithEBA:
"I'm pregnant." "The condoms didn't work?!" "I don't understand it either!" "I swallowed one every day just like you told me too!"


Gnasche:
...how did Encylopedia Brown know that Billy used a different sleeve to hide the stolen library book?


GuloGulo:
No more lonely nights on the road....




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And he lay his finger beside his nose...