A little something for the ladies...

BuckFifty: "Bogey on my six? What the f*ck does that mean?"	clover: Personally, I was expecting more car chases, and gratuitous sex...	BuckFifty: Corey Hart wakes up in the middle of the night... "AHHHH!!! I'm blind! I'm blind....Damn sunglasses..."
AnnakandieCane7: The final round of the Pin the Tail on the Donkey Championships.	Geier: Captain's Log. Stardate: Unknown. Day thirty-three with my girdle & wig missing, and the crew is starting to balk at my orders of enforced darkness...	TheSuncracker: Dial 1 (900) WILD OAT for hot Brimley phone action
ArtanezerScrooganas: "Back in my day, we used ta wear buttless chaps to school...in the snow...up three hills each way...pah!"	AnnakandieCane7: "Listen you rat bastard, if you take my strained peas again I'll shove my wooden leg up your ass."	MadWassailSpiller: "Sure, I act like a 90 year old Little Rascal, but i got pictures of the director making hot monkey love to Aunt Bea. I'll work for a long time yet."
Angel_Noel: "How much for the parrot?" *Squack* "Eat shit and die, Depends boy!" "On second thought, how much for the B-B Gun?" *Squack* "I love you!"	Angel_Noel: Bob. Leo. Enjoys waltzing, moonlit nights, Tai Chi, and days where he can keep from shitting all over himself	HandoverPresents: "I've discovered an age reverseing machine!" "Thats the thermostat!" "No wonder I don't feel 60!"
two: That gown you're wearing is lovely. Thank you I got it at county general hospital	DeaconBluesman: Unable to accept her death, Hume takes a stuffed Jessica whereever he goes...	The_Gray_Zombie: And here at the Capper Institute, we start our Capper's at an early age. The brats of today are the smartasses of the future.
JediClaus: Fuck the commercials I make. That's just an act. Now THIS is what I really like!... But man oh man, If only hot dogs came in Maple And Brown Sugar...	ShopEarly4_Claimdude: ...FOX TV execs make up for the NBA lockout anyway they can...	SME: FREE enemas?!

The door ain't an a$$hole, it don't close itself!