And they just keep on comin'...





144b:
Hey!! Turn your butt off!! (The first A Bug's Life cap line)


Wyrmdoom:
Elephantitis can strike *any* part of the body


Tinsel_God:
"Mulder, I need you! Mulder... MULDER!" "Damn it, Scully, I three friggin feet away from you! Now, put down the phone and grab the spare!"


BuckFifty:
Meanwhile on the Bac-O-Bits ranch... "Fire in the hole!" "Oink?" *BLAM!*


Naitoshizukesa:
I said it once, I'll say it again. Speak once more and I will Pimp-slap you like you never have been Pimp-slapped.


Geier:
"But...I am SO the verymodelofa Vulcanhigh-subordinate! I can tracemyplaceintimeandspace withtools coordinate...!"


MadWassailSpiller:
Who's the whitebread balding actor that's a sex machine to all the tentacled alien chicks? SHAT! Right on.


Generik:
Welcome back to our feature presentation, Annie Get Your Riot Gun. "The shells'll come out... tomorrow... bet your bottom dollar it's tomorrow..."


MadSigntist:
"Still selling toilet paper squares to the new ensigns? You are a bloody hoot, bones!"


Geier:
"If I cross-circuit the warp drive with the phaser intake valve, why, I can cook one MEAN son-of-a-b*tchin' haggis!"


BrainMold:
Dear Santa, i'm gonna kick your fat @$$ if you don't get me the freakin' pony i've been aksing for. Thank You


PurplePrimate:
It's not easy bein' green.


RedneckZombie:
I Zerbert your neck young Skywalker, mmm yes


Angel_Noel:
"But, Master Yoda, a little black book?" "When 900 years old you reach, keep track of babe's phone numbers as well will you?"


Jinglesoda:
"Honey, I'm home! Grease up the ape!" "But what about Billy?" "Well... what the hell, it's Christmas! Lube up the kid too!"


Jazzsoda:
"Wooops! No more Chernobyl Mix for the cat, back to Friskies!"


martay:
And now they're giving Evel the Red Flag, which means he should be able to jump this dump truck with ease...wait, wait...guys...Dammit,where's the ramp?


DeaconBluesman:
"I heard you were into rubber, son, but stop fondling the retreads and replace the damn muffler!"




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