Caption Gallery, take 18...And ACTION!





Artanas:
"What are they gonna do, arrest me?" "For chrissakes Bob, stop doing that"


Mtdew:
hmmm must be one of the nomadic whore houses you hear so much about....


JoeCrow:
Not on a bet, Spanky


Anthai:
"Oh, Buffy, you know you still love Angel..don't fight it! *sniff*"


EnochF:
"All right, girls. Admittedly, this is a strip club audition, but let's keep things professional. Cindy, you first. I assure you the pole is clean."


Generik:
Poster boy for the Russian Revolution. "Arise, comrades! Unite the workers and let's kick hell out of the Czar!"


Pariah:
Yeah...one time I got really stoned and pulled Spock's ears during a take, man. Heh, heh. Let me tell you, that "nerve pinch" thing...for real. Dude.


Generik:
"No, no! Make the frog move into the second lane!" "Captain! There's a truck coming! Can't you see it?" "Sulu! Obey my command!!"


amycamus:
"Yeah, uh, lessee. I'll have a glass of wheatgrass juice, a tofuburger, and how about one of those hemp cookies?"


Tin_God:
"I'll eat your souuuuuuls!" "Uh... Lenny? We're on." "I knooooow! Give me your virgin children!" "Cut!"


holenozone:
My simple minded enthusiasm hides a dark burning emptiness.


Dibbley:
We go through more cameramen this way.


clover:
And this is Bob my second husband, and Cliff my third. And Stan...ahh, Stan was a good man. Then there was...


Reynard_T_Fox:
"Headin' out to Flavor Country, now, move 'em out. *puffs on cig* Yep, this is-HAAACK COUGH COUGH SNOOORRT-where the flavor is. HOCK-PTOOIE!"


HanoverF:
"I know, I know, I'm sorry to get you mixed up in this, but they were very specific, me, and the horse I rode in on. So comeon, they're waiting behind the Barn.


LizardQueen:
Steve tries to ignore the weasels nesting in Debbie's hair.


HanoverF:
"Now look, we three have to find Michael Myers!" "Dad, you deputized the air conditioner!" "He's the only one with a gun!"


Occupant:
Bertha: Capricorn. Likes Lawrence Welk music, whips and fishnet stockings, baking brownies, masochists . . .




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