*knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men*





HanoverF:
o/` "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Bar-" *BLAM BLAM BLAM*


GuloGulo:
Chris Farley and David Spade in "The Golem: A Love Story."


JediClone:
Airplane: Episode One "Jebediah Stryker, this Stagecoach is going to crash. We need your help!" "*spit take* You want me to drive this THING!?!?"


Hippie:
'Ello! I'm Phil Collins! Remember me? "Against All Odds," so on? Now I'm sleepin' in a woodpile! Little message to m'friends the Backstreet Boys! Save yer money


Cerg:
Governor Ventura knows how to settle political debates


keogh:
"Angels, you're going under my covers." "What's that?" "I said you're going under cover." "Sounded like..." "...no, just a bad intercom connection."


Angel_Noir:
"Wanna check out my 3D Seven of Nine collector cards?" "Again?" "Never get tired of her 'prime directives'." "I'm leaving."


GotMilk:
Alas, if only Chucky had *read* the manual for his new crossbow.


GotMilk:
For those of us who couldn't believe Blair could *ever* get old, or Jo could *ever* marry...


BuckFifty:
"Bondage.com Jim?" "Um, I read it for the articles..." "Who's Creamy Buttercup?" "Don't you have work to do Dr McCoy?"


amycamus:
"Ok, I drank the wine, I'm eatin' the wafer. Now when in hell's the payoff?"


DiscoBoy:
The casts of "Dawson's Creek" and "The Practice" circle each other warily upon meeting for the first time...


Geier:
Somehow, this picture just SCREAMS "Howarya howarya howarya".


CydD:
o/` "I'm your shadow boxer, boxer for money, do what you want me to do..." o/`


GotMilk:
"This little piggy went to market. Hey, where the *F*CK* do you think YOU'RE going, piggy?!?" 'N-Nowhere!'


Cerg:
"Today, murderous cross-dressing hell dolls, Chucky!""AHEM!""I mean, Charlene...""That's better."


Artanas:
...and Alyssa Milano as Miss Daisy... "No, not that type of ride Morgan *wink wink*"


JediClone:
starring Dick Clark AS Max Heardroom: "Y-y-y-y-ooooo-u-u o-o-o- may-may-may h-h-a-ve alread-ready W-w-won won-n-n!"




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