If a baboon's red ass doesn't bring a smile to your face, check for a pulse.





Occupant:
Come on, let me out . . . I can get you Charleton Heston's autograph . . .


HanoverF:
Barbies Animal Testing DreamLab


JediClone:
"What the hell did you do break his knee for? All he did was turn the merrygoround too fast!" "In this playground...I *AM* THE LAW!"(whack)


Artanas:
Ben Franklin drag racing? "Eat lighting bitch"... tonight on The Miseducation Of Caption This.


BuckFifty:
In an effort to stop her whining, God sends assassins to take care of Margaret. "Are you there God? It's me...*URK*" *dies*


Artanas:
"Car won't start?" How'd you know? "Saw the AOL bumpersticker" *sigh*


keogh:
Following a freak microwave accident, Poppinfresh mutates and rampages through Billy's backyard, leaving four dead.


Occupant:
Mutating again, Cyclops discovers the sudden need for special earmuffs too.


Tumbler:
"Wow .. a '57 Dodge .. I love these !!" -- *click* -- "Shit .. just a trick of light and shadows." -- *click* ---"Wow .. a '57 Dodge .. I love these !!"


animebabe:
Silently, stealthily, the chair hung from the wall.. awaiting it's unsuspecting victim...


Cerg:
The essential component of any weapon of death is, of course, the creamy noughat.


Balderdash:
.oO(...the hell!?! When did they install cameras in the restrooms?) "Oh, and if anyone's watching, there's no more toilet paper"


BlakHat1:
There a million stories in the naked city, come, let's be two of them...


Occupant:
Another Jerky Boys skit goes horribly wrong.


BuckFifty:
Meanwhile in the office of Dan 'the Basilisk' O'Shane "I asked for this to be double spaced Miss Sharpe...*stare*"


keogh:
"Say! Aren't you the one with the delicious Lucky Charms?" "I make a magical .357 Magnum, an' blow yer lit'l 'ead off." "Say no more. Go about your business."


joe678:
Sweater? I barely.... *bonk!* hey, no rocks......


DiggerSanto:
"sigh.... oh, logo. You can always cry on my shoulder. I KNOW you're upset about the schedule changes! But we NEED Dark Shadows and Dark Skies, right?




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