*chitter*
_Fishboy_: "That's right, I said your mom's an Atari" |
HanoverF: Keogh? "It's Anime, it could be a giant robot skull fucking a catwoman for all I know!" *Ding, Ding* Correct! |
JediClone: o/' I am full of fleas, if you please... *meow*...I am full of fleas, if you dont please... *purrrr*... |
Artanas: "What's that Lassie? Leave you the fuck alone? Hmmph! Ingrateful bit....hey, don't you aim that at me! Put you're leg down!" |
HanoverF: We now return to "Tanslyvania 10-10-321-1-6-9000" Only on Your Shittin' Me Theater |
Reynard_T_Fox: Some people say that Dino knocking over a lantern was the sole cause of the great fire that destroyed 2/3 of Bedrock... |
HanoverF: *Chitter* "Awww, I'm getting to old for this shit!" *Chitter Chatter* "You said that last year!" *Chit-* "Aww get that damn gun outta your mouth! That trick |
HanoverF: stopped working three years ago!" |
Mr13: Greedo has escaped from a Maximum Security Prison in Texas |
JoeCrow: No... It's pronounced EyeGore |
Enohead: "ooops! He's getting away! Shirley, help me hold down this cat, wouldya?" |
GotMilk: Wow, do I *LOOOVE* British accents! This probably means "bathroom"! |
Brandoplasm: "As you can see here Betty, baby skin can be used to build a wide range of things. See? Fashioned my own crotchless panties from little Billy" |
Laserblast: Of course, lifting the gag cake with the 50-pound steel bar inside did cause Jack's spine to shatter, but it was all in good fun! |
animebabe: "Anyone seen my muffler??" *whistling* |
Occupant: Suddenly, Uncle Phil vanished into thin air! |
BuckFifty: "Your honor? The prosecution would ask that the court once again show the 'porn' footage in question..." *wild cheers, thunderous applause* "ORDER! *BANG*" |
Daleman: I get $4.50 an hour to babysit you kids, I get to use the phone and eat whatever I want, and if I can pierce it, it's mine. |
Yo soul better belong to Jesus
Because your ass belongs to me...