HanoverF: o/` Kidders got a gun... what will her sea monkies dooo .... she's got a 56 IQ o/` |
AgentMoldy: Tonight, on "Easily Distracted Serial Killing Hookers": "Alright, give me sex or all your mon--hey, is that a ficus tree?" |
JoeCrow: Powder also had an unusual talent for string art and macrame |
Artanas: "Pinny makes quilts!" "Shut up!" "He wears a dress!" "Silence!" "Pinny's into naughty fabrics!" "That's it!" |
Angel_Noir: Sinead O'Conner learns the ways of the Jedi, only to tear up a picture of Yoda while shouting "Fight the real enemy!". |
Reynard_T_Fox: *In case of Second Coming, exits for sinners are located to the front, rear, and sides of the vehicle. Please flee the wrath of God in an orderly fashion.* |
Artanas: "Mmm, nice drapes" "Just bought them on sale!" "Really?" *wocka chicka wocka chicka* |
Dairai: "Well, the room's fine... no, no problem with the view... uh, I would just like to know what's with the midget instead of a mint..?" |
Occupant: Margot Kidder in Scream: "Scarey chickpeas?" |
amycamus: "Ok, guys, let's beat the crap outta...OH, hello upstanding citizen! I see your friend over there has a video camera! Have a nice day, sir!" |
MadSigntist: Spock bears the mantle of responsiblity (and tiny figurines) with great pride. |
amycamus: "Little Joe, you and Hoss and Hop Sing go check on that cow with the bovine encephalitis. I'll stay here and watch for injuns." |
soth: "Your hair is like matted straw. You eyes are like two globs of gelatin. Your nose is like an ice pick in a barn door." |
amycamus: "Sulu! The captain says thanks for the pendant, but he may take it back for something smaller." |
MadSigntist: "I admire your courage and tenacity, but I doubt if Mouth Barbells is something I want to invest in." |
E_B_A: Today on a special ANIMATED Poorly Researched Theatre: "Jeffery Dahlmer: A Day in the Life of A Friendly Navy Seal..." |
Styder: *thumbs up* I'M OK! *dies* |
Loodvig: Ray Dawn Chung is Kermit The Frog... |