Mystery date. Will he be a dream? *sigh*





HanoverF:
o/` Kidders got a gun... what will her sea monkies dooo .... she's got a 56 IQ o/`


AgentMoldy:
Tonight, on "Easily Distracted Serial Killing Hookers": "Alright, give me sex or all your mon--hey, is that a ficus tree?"


JoeCrow:
Powder also had an unusual talent for string art and macrame


Artanas:
"Pinny makes quilts!" "Shut up!" "He wears a dress!" "Silence!" "Pinny's into naughty fabrics!" "That's it!"


Angel_Noir:
Sinead O'Conner learns the ways of the Jedi, only to tear up a picture of Yoda while shouting "Fight the real enemy!".


Reynard_T_Fox:
*In case of Second Coming, exits for sinners are located to the front, rear, and sides of the vehicle. Please flee the wrath of God in an orderly fashion.*


Artanas:
"Mmm, nice drapes" "Just bought them on sale!" "Really?" *wocka chicka wocka chicka*


Dairai:
"Well, the room's fine... no, no problem with the view... uh, I would just like to know what's with the midget instead of a mint..?"


Occupant:
Margot Kidder in Scream: "Scarey chickpeas?"


amycamus:
"Ok, guys, let's beat the crap outta...OH, hello upstanding citizen! I see your friend over there has a video camera! Have a nice day, sir!"


MadSigntist:
Spock bears the mantle of responsiblity (and tiny figurines) with great pride.


amycamus:
"Little Joe, you and Hoss and Hop Sing go check on that cow with the bovine encephalitis. I'll stay here and watch for injuns."


soth:
"Your hair is like matted straw. You eyes are like two globs of gelatin. Your nose is like an ice pick in a barn door."


amycamus:
"Sulu! The captain says thanks for the pendant, but he may take it back for something smaller."


MadSigntist:
"I admire your courage and tenacity, but I doubt if Mouth Barbells is something I want to invest in."


E_B_A:
Today on a special ANIMATED Poorly Researched Theatre: "Jeffery Dahlmer: A Day in the Life of A Friendly Navy Seal..."


Styder:
*thumbs up* I'M OK! *dies*


Loodvig:
Ray Dawn Chung is Kermit The Frog...




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*sticks leg out* *trip* Hee hee