"Why do you people look at this crap?"- Newsweek





SunSinner:
Oh, fercryingoutloud man! Hernia exams on yourself are NOT meant to be covered in the 'physician heal thyself' motto


Klatuu:
Yeah, I'm a Care Bear. I'm "Thug Bear". What's it to ya?


TGoodchild:
"Scary movies? Naw, I like gladiator movies better. Nothin' like watchin' an oiled up hunk..." *CLICK* "Hello?"


SunSinner:
To this very day, Hal sometimes has horrid flashbacks to that time in elementary school when he kissed little Katie and first learned about 'girl cooties.'


KINGDINOSAUR:
"When I hired you you said you use to do a lot of filing." "I did, but I worked in a beauty salon."


HanoverF:
What idiot tries to make their own acid washed jeans anyway?


keogh:
"Oh, sure, you talk tough with a badge!" *clink* *thunk* "There! No gun, no badge, just you 'n' me." "And your underwear." "Okay, tough guy..." *ZZZIP*


Occupant:
It may have been a mistake casting Christopher Walken as Face in the new "A-Team" movie.


BuckFifty:
Margot tells us about her role in the new "Tootsie" remake. "Well, I grew testicles for the role..."


Artanas:
"Baaaaaawk.... Baaaaaaawk" "Fer chrissakes Margot!" "Baaaaawk!" "How the hell do you DO that?! Gah! Where's father Karras' number..." "Baaaaawk!"


BuckFifty:
"What other mongoloid brothers cruise and swing so successfully in tight slacks?" *voice off camera* "We are..." "Two wild and crazy guys!" *crowd cheers*


clover:
Everything will be alright folks, just a little brain splatter. Nothing to see here.


Reynard_T_Fox:
Tips for Snipers #342: If your victim is a celebrity, the first thing you do is put a bead on their Aids ribbon.


Artanas:
Margot Kidder often found comfort in Queen Elizabeths cleavage... "Oh Queenie, you're my safehouse from the evil analbubbles of Thondor"


SunSinner:
"Timid woodland creatures my sweet ass! I'm gonna hunt down them mothers!" "Teeheehee, you're so cute when you act macho."


Widget:
"Uh...Mr. Howell?" "Yee-es, Skipper?" "Tell me---why the hell DID you take all your money with you on this trip?" "Wee-ell..."


Xtree:
Sadly, 'tho the Grammys had been over for 17 hours, Black Sabbath waited backstage for the call that never came...


amycamus:
"Yeah. Right. VERY funny guys. Now where the hell did you put the toilet seat?"




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quarter century mark


*whistling sound*
Wha?
*gets hit in the head by flying midget*
*passes out*