402: Disaster strikes Muppet Labs (Beeker running scared in the distance... "memememmememmemem" |
JediClone: 'bout now them Duke Boys were rotting in a bomb shelter,Jesse'd been killed by looters,& Enos was driving to the farm to have his way with Daisy... |
MadSigntist: "Get out! The call is coming from inside the booth! Get out, NOW!" |
BuckFifty: Oh ye have asked for a sign from Transparent Beaver... and all is good. "Ick! It's bird shit!" Transparent Beaver works in mysterious ways... |
SunSinner: Plum Fairie knows not/ the meaning of the beaver/ that is transparent. |
tedj: Quick they've drained the deep oil frier at mcDonalds. If we hurry we'll get there before they throw out the crunchy bits on the bottom! |
AgentQ: "Hello and welcome to Martha Stewart Living La Vida Loca. Martha designed this set herself from ordinary household objects while tripping on acid and babbling." |
zaphod555: *squinting* "HELLO MY NAME IS:" *next line* "guy who will get killed in next scene" |
cscott: "Oh, you brought... captioners... how... nice..." |
E_B_A: Samuel L. Jackson is Adolph Hitler, the power-crazed New York cop who plays by his own rules, only on Poorly Researched Theatre... |
Hippie: Just take them old records off the shelf... now, goddammit! I'm counting to three, punk! *Thank you, Mr. Eastwood--NEXT! |
HanoverF: Easily Distracted Impulse Shopper... "Ten Items or less, here I co- Hey, Gum! Hey, Mentos! Hey Razors!" |
clover: Car 54 where ar- *screech!**crash!**KABOOM!!* |
Scouty: "Hey! What's this? It says in the paper I was run over by a va-" *WHUMP* Things got creepier and creepier for King. |
Reynard_T_Fox: "Check it out, we got the party sub!" "Woo hoo!" |
animebabe: And he stared longingly across the room... yearning, wishing, dreaming... and secretly planning his outfit once he got her little silver purse he coveted so. |
MadSigntist: "She'll suck out your soul, Bones! You will never have any privacy or sex again! Lemme kill it!" "Back off, Jim, we're only dating." |
Deus_Ex_Microphona: Kirk reminds himself once again that he is absolutely giving up drinking this time. |