Yeah yeah yeah.
I know.
It's about friggin' time!





402:
Disaster strikes Muppet Labs (Beeker running scared in the distance... "memememmememmemem"


JediClone:
'bout now them Duke Boys were rotting in a bomb shelter,Jesse'd been killed by looters,& Enos was driving to the farm to have his way with Daisy...


MadSigntist:
"Get out! The call is coming from inside the booth! Get out, NOW!"


BuckFifty:
Oh ye have asked for a sign from Transparent Beaver... and all is good. "Ick! It's bird shit!" Transparent Beaver works in mysterious ways...


SunSinner:
Plum Fairie knows not/ the meaning of the beaver/ that is transparent.


tedj:
Quick they've drained the deep oil frier at mcDonalds. If we hurry we'll get there before they throw out the crunchy bits on the bottom!


AgentQ:
"Hello and welcome to Martha Stewart Living La Vida Loca. Martha designed this set herself from ordinary household objects while tripping on acid and babbling."


zaphod555:
*squinting* "HELLO MY NAME IS:" *next line* "guy who will get killed in next scene"


cscott:
"Oh, you brought... captioners... how... nice..."


E_B_A:
Samuel L. Jackson is Adolph Hitler, the power-crazed New York cop who plays by his own rules, only on Poorly Researched Theatre...


Hippie:
Just take them old records off the shelf... now, goddammit! I'm counting to three, punk! *Thank you, Mr. Eastwood--NEXT!


HanoverF:
Easily Distracted Impulse Shopper... "Ten Items or less, here I co- Hey, Gum! Hey, Mentos! Hey Razors!"


clover:
Car 54 where ar- *screech!**crash!**KABOOM!!*


Scouty:
"Hey! What's this? It says in the paper I was run over by a va-" *WHUMP* Things got creepier and creepier for King.


Reynard_T_Fox:
"Check it out, we got the party sub!" "Woo hoo!"


animebabe:
And he stared longingly across the room... yearning, wishing, dreaming... and secretly planning his outfit once he got her little silver purse he coveted so.


MadSigntist:
"She'll suck out your soul, Bones! You will never have any privacy or sex again! Lemme kill it!" "Back off, Jim, we're only dating."


Deus_Ex_Microphona:
Kirk reminds himself once again that he is absolutely giving up drinking this time.




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