Da da. Da da.
Dadadadadadada...





Evening:
Heeyyyyy...a BIG thumbs -up for Prosrate glands everywhere!


Artanas:
Looks like All-You-Can-Eat night at Shemps Shrimp Shack... poor Amplelobster...


clover:
"Honey! I just won the lottery! Pack!""OH! dear! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?""Who cares? Just get the hell out!" *rimshot*


MirandaRamsey:
"Wow. You're the greatest foster parent ever!"


TravisBickle:
"keogh?" "What are you kidding me? Porn crews have to keep the fluffers rounded up somewhere, they're animals!" "Damn, you're a CT! Sherlock Holmes!"


Angel_Noir:
"Why won't they record Bionic Woman for me? Why why why?" Reality sets in. The gun waited patiently.


BuckFifty:
"Ladies and Gentlemen... JESUS!!!" *crowd goes wild* "HELLO BUFFALO!!!" *starts into cover of Warrant's Cherry Pie*


Klatuu:
*ZAP!* *shuffle shuffle shuffle* *ZAP!* Cut it out! *shuffle shuffle shuffle* *ZAP!*


empressv:
oO{Just a couple more years of practice and I can challenge the Grand Wizard!}


Artanas:
"The T1000's gotta go out Timmy" "But ma, I can't find him" "Stop making excuses, one more mess and he's going to the pound" "No fair"


Hippie:
CAVE IN!!!! Hippie's trapped! (Don't worry, I'm sure Hippie will get out in time to cap later! But let's all pray for this plucky little capper!)


Jazzsoda:
"You had anything to drink tonight Rex?" *bark* "Just dish water, eh?" *bark bark* "And I suppose that's sugar on your nose?" *grrr* "Out of the truck, sir."


BuckFifty:
"Am I too late for the ANTZ audition?" "Sorry Jer, you're about a year too late." "Shit. I've been working on my scurrying and everything. Watch..." *scurry*


spacefreak:
"Congradulations...it's a cat!!!"


Geier:
"The orb of power tells me that the blood of my victims cleanses the Earth." "Oh, Spock, you ALWAYS think that the blood of your victims cleanses the Earth."


UnReality:
Meanwhile, at the sock hop down at Arnold's, the Fonz was teaching Kirk a little something about love...


TravisBickle:
"I'll take that." *reaches in grabs cig* "How the hell did you do that, Travis?" "I'm omnipotent... and I'm in flavor country, aaahh..."


Geier:
"Oh, yes, Trevor, YES!!! I love you like I've loved no other, do you hear, my love is stronger than the stars!!!" "Uh, it's Jeff." "Whatever."




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*chomp*