*wanted for crimes against the english language*
RIZZZ: Just a couple of guys hangin' out, watching the big game, and enjoying a little aromatherapy. |
darkstormy: What, me conflicted? |
animebabe: "I AM HE-MAN!!" "um, Jim? that's Saran Wrap dude..." |
MadSigntist: "I pledge allegiance, to the.....DAMN Wal-Mart pacemaker.....*urgh*... " |
V_Ardanowski: "Come on go blazin' love. Yuo can win it. Mommy needs a new bag of sponges." |
Elle: Biff Hardchest, Iciiii, and the Rapidly Nodding Lightning Woman watch the Fairly-Good Foursome's headquarters go up in smoke... |
SunSinner: May not look like this first thing in the morning, but dang if'n I don't feel like it. |
Dairai: "Oh, yeah?? Well, take a bite outta me, whydoncha..." Excerpts from McGruff's retirement special |
790: No one can resist the sudden urge to do jumping jacks. No one. |
GersonK: "This is not my beatiful car. You are not my beautiful wife...and the kid? He's not even in the song!" |
Lanzman: Shatner-Man, Shatner-Man, does whatever a Shatner can, spins a web, any size . . . |
Dairai: "EEEK! My foundation's gone!!" *massive patting ensues* |
Scouty: "Can I cut in, dammit" "You're a doctor, not a dancer" "Whoa! You got a point there!" |
animebabe: Peeping Ed. |
Generik: "If any man has cause to object to this marriage, sp-" "I do!" "I do!" "Me too!" "Hey, over here!" |
Dairai: Lips so big, ChapStick had to make a spray... |
Jazzsoda: "Oscar the Grouch here with a startling expose: Big Bird's a homo!" "NEXT!!" "Shit!" |
clover: If you look closely, you can see the mail man climbing out of the bedroom window naked. |
Get yer proper spelling ass outta here!