Whatchu doin' here? Shouldn't you be filing your taxes?





NurseNoir:
"What is this thing they call 'tapioca'?" "An ancient folkdance, I believe... "


MadSigntist:
...and this cat, tested by Stanford technicians to have 8.34 ohms, would make a lovely addition to any home stereo.


Artanas:
"Gonna hog up all'em taters Robo?" "Directive 139: Eat shit" "I reckon I kill you now, mhmm" "Directive 298: Bring it on doughboy"


TravisBickle:
Little Katie loved being the crime boss of Detroit. No one suspected it. Why, the number of people she killed for Furbies alone could populate blocks.


Jazzsoda:
"There's something I have to tell you, Robo. I'm pregnant. We're gonna have toasters." "Are you sure they're mine?"


Artanas:
"Hmmm, goal? Well, I'm really into ethnic cleansing and shedding innocent blood by the bucketfulls"


HanoverF:
"These shoulderpads really make your hips look slender." *I feel.... pretty*


Meldrick:
Like they say, you play with fire, then, ummmmm, don't drink and drive!


kilroy105:
HAving been decommissioned, RoboCop was reduced to doing the Macarena in public to pay for his lube jobs.


Jazzsoda:
Children should experience internet porn in a loving, supportive environment. Brought to you by the Porn Council of America.


HanoverF:
"Holy Shit! Thats a good looking set of brakes!"


JediClone:
*Directive 576: Do not kill Steve Martin* "Well EXCUUUUUUUUSE MEEEEE!" *Blam!* "Sorry. Couldnt help myself"


Hippie:
Ah, the embarassing short-lived "Robocop & Friends" animated show. And the even shorter-lived cartoon where he hung out with the gymnast team was even worse.


Occupant:
And the rest of the Fantastic Four learned why Johnny should be kept away from jalapenos.


keogh:
"Galaxy Movers. Gotcher sun here." "What? What sun?" "Sun. Gotta sign for it." "But...Earth has one. We don't need it." "Tell ya what, we'll leave it near Mars.


gowest:
Aye and if a duck had wheels it might not have to honk so much


Geier:
"I assure you, Captain, my planet's double-dipping process is the most advanced in the galaxy. And don't get me STARTED on our creamy nougat centers!"


amycamus:
Forced by Starfleet guidelines to adopt new policies regarding recruiting, Kirk completely misunderstands the concept of "urine testing"...




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