Angel_Noir: Unwittingly plunging her family into gang warfare for the next three generations, Susie gives the wrong kid the finger at her Chuck E. Cheese birthday party. |
TravisBickle: Why Suicide Squirrel, you horny little devil you. *chitter chitter* Oh, it's Pimp Daddy Squirrel now? Appropriate. *chitter* |
JoeCrow: It's a 500 mhz, dual pentium III Johnny and that's why I have to sell you and your sister for scientific experiments |
BuckFifty: "...an den Jack when back up da bean stalk wit some o his homies... and dey bust a cap in dat giant's ass... de end." |
AgentQ: "I'm a turtle!" "Dad! Stop saying that! You're not a-" "I can tuck my head in my body! *sloomp*" "We know! It creeps us out, but it doesn't make you a turtle!" |
Hippie: No one knew what exactly had happened, but the missing dogs at Ray's kennel job became a little less of a mystery. |
SunSinner: "Two Can Frost My Flakes"...the latest adventure from Jungle Janie...exclusively from Vivid Videos. |
Hippie: Click here, dude. It says this bitch can take fourteen inches. *Ron! When you're done with the customer, I need to speak to you privately. |
Artanas: I already did... a-a-and that stain will never come of the couch! God, what was I thinking by inviting Bertha over... it's over *BLAM* |
JoeCrow: Doug's first day in prison was a learning experience |
Geier: The advertising people ALMOST achieved remarkable success with this commercial for an unpopular product, until "...and remember, it's gruel-icious!" |
Angel_Noir: "'Don't clean the room' you said." "Shut up." "'Mom was just kidding about the Phantom Zone' you said." "SHUT UP!" |
Widget: Oh, *crap*! Gotta get up an' fix th' damn screengrabber.... >WHACK!!!< |
DonsPkg: Please don't say neigh.... I'm ready to horse around if you are.... Mr. Ed |
Geier: AAAAhhhhh! It's Suicide Squirrel!! ..Or...maybe it's...uhm...Assault-n-Battery Beaver? |
Agent_Moldy: Last known photo of Suicide Squirrel? (I know it's not a squirrel, but work with me, 'k'?) |
SunSinner: "...and remember, you American bastards, that this Thursday is Respect Canada Day. Damn skippy." |
amycamus: "Son, I, uh, invented the internet." - Bruce Willis, in "The Al Gore Story". |