Geier: Not yet quite "getting" the whole point of cybersex, Chris woundered why caressing the keyboard just didn't "do it" for her. |
medusaD: "Heads up!!" *BONK* "Dammit!!" |
YingYang: Bad hangover....Half-naked dwarf...That takes me back..... |
JediClone: Ruffles are bad. Ruffles are tax-and-spend liberals, and they worship Satan. Dont eat Ruffles. Paid for by The Friends Of Pringles. |
The_Enigma: "Pleeeease! Don't leave me!! *Sob!*" "Mom, I'll be back at 3.." |
BuckFifty: Dear SciFi. For cancelling MST3K, may sadist nuns beat your children not once, not twice, but thrice daily. Your friend always, BuckFifty |
Geier: Leper porn is an acquired taste, at best. |
Geier: I dunno. There's something about the purple hair, slutty makeup, and "F*ck me crazy" eyes that makes me question the sincerity of her nun's vows. |
trick_or_anime: I hear Geico really wanted to act. |
GhostMilk: The Mold and the Mildewful. "GotMilk, that isn't a soap opera." If it had soap, it wouldn't be. "Oh." |
Sevengraff: Richard Nixon in "The Nightmare Before Christmas. |
Geier: Timmy didn't really HAVE any "minions of the night", but bidding them to "Rise, my pets, rise and FEEEEED!!!" gave him a thrill, so his parents let him go on. |
BooFifty: About damn time us Necropheliacs had our own phone sex lineandthatwasoutloud ...wasn't it? *sigh* Crap... |
Shockupant: What time of the month is a bad time to eat a Reece's? |
UnReality: "Cancel any time -- everyone else does!" |
Hippie: And their smash reunion follow-up hit, "Jesus Christ, I Haven't Slept in Thirty Fucking Years!" |
RIZZZ: If I were his parents, I would have had that tail amputated a *long* time ago. |
AgentQ: Your kids may think it's funny to put their joint out in your cereal and watch as you unknowingly eat it and start acting goofy. Your kids are right. |