New place is pretty cool
and the neighbours don't care how
much noise I make.





Geier:
Not yet quite "getting" the whole point of cybersex, Chris woundered why caressing the keyboard just didn't "do it" for her.


medusaD:
"Heads up!!" *BONK* "Dammit!!"


YingYang:
Bad hangover....Half-naked dwarf...That takes me back.....


JediClone:
Ruffles are bad. Ruffles are tax-and-spend liberals, and they worship Satan. Dont eat Ruffles. Paid for by The Friends Of Pringles.


The_Enigma:
"Pleeeease! Don't leave me!! *Sob!*" "Mom, I'll be back at 3.."


BuckFifty:
Dear SciFi. For cancelling MST3K, may sadist nuns beat your children not once, not twice, but thrice daily. Your friend always, BuckFifty


Geier:
Leper porn is an acquired taste, at best.


Geier:
I dunno. There's something about the purple hair, slutty makeup, and "F*ck me crazy" eyes that makes me question the sincerity of her nun's vows.


trick_or_anime:
I hear Geico really wanted to act.


GhostMilk:
The Mold and the Mildewful. "GotMilk, that isn't a soap opera." If it had soap, it wouldn't be. "Oh."


Sevengraff:
Richard Nixon in "The Nightmare Before Christmas.


Geier:
Timmy didn't really HAVE any "minions of the night", but bidding them to "Rise, my pets, rise and FEEEEED!!!" gave him a thrill, so his parents let him go on.


BooFifty:
About damn time us Necropheliacs had our own phone sex lineandthatwasoutloud ...wasn't it? *sigh* Crap...


Shockupant:
What time of the month is a bad time to eat a Reece's?


UnReality:
"Cancel any time -- everyone else does!"


Hippie:
And their smash reunion follow-up hit, "Jesus Christ, I Haven't Slept in Thirty Fucking Years!"


RIZZZ:
If I were his parents, I would have had that tail amputated a *long* time ago.


AgentQ:
Your kids may think it's funny to put their joint out in your cereal and watch as you unknowingly eat it and start acting goofy. Your kids are right.




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