Follow a boy king?
PAH!





Geier:
Gee, Dr. Science, I thought artifical breasts were a SIMPLE thing...!" "Now you know better, Billy."


clover:
I don't about you, but 'Tom & Jerry', the later years, just sucked.


SunSinner:
That's what's so great about Brando...you press the milky white flesh of his inner thigh and the marks last all day long.


Mr_Grant:
--Mr. Palmer, can I have your autograph? --Sign my tush! --Damn golf groupies, get away from me!


Artanas:
"These.... aren't... strawberries! ICK! ICK!" "Mine's pulsating! ICK!" "Mine's leaking!" """ICK!"""


CaveDweller:
Shatner Unplugged...."My aniconda don't want none 'less you got buns, hun...."


ENS_Schmuckatelli:
Bobby's dreams of NFL Europe are about to be crushed by Susan's blindside sack.


BuckFifty:
"And now for a magic trick... Can I have your watch sir?" *grabs watch* *places watch in hankie* *runs away*


animebabe:
Minutes later, the game of Superman turned all too tragic as Bob's hands slowly slipped and Joey went careening off into the brambles.


NightTrain:
Wilford Brimley's bookmarks include "www.quakeroats.com," "The Cockfight Lover's Page," and "The Saggy-Titted Horse-Fucker's Webring."


The_Enigma:
o/~Whipple's World, Whipple's World, Charmin time, excellent! o/~


Annakie7:
Bill heard something moving behind him. Every time he looked back from his paper, he could swear the manta rays were a little closer...


screaming_fist:
o/ "Pa pa pa pa pa, Pa pa pa pa pa, the joy of rum-colaaaa...." o/


144b:
Who's up for Blood N' Waffles?


Geier:
Teddy, The Tailless Little Sperm That Couldn't




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God help those poor bastards.