Geier: Gee, Dr. Science, I thought artifical breasts were a SIMPLE thing...!" "Now you know better, Billy." |
clover: I don't about you, but 'Tom & Jerry', the later years, just sucked. |
SunSinner: That's what's so great about Brando...you press the milky white flesh of his inner thigh and the marks last all day long. |
Mr_Grant: --Mr. Palmer, can I have your autograph? --Sign my tush! --Damn golf groupies, get away from me! |
Artanas: "These.... aren't... strawberries! ICK! ICK!" "Mine's pulsating! ICK!" "Mine's leaking!" """ICK!""" |
CaveDweller: Shatner Unplugged...."My aniconda don't want none 'less you got buns, hun...." |
ENS_Schmuckatelli: Bobby's dreams of NFL Europe are about to be crushed by Susan's blindside sack. |
BuckFifty: "And now for a magic trick... Can I have your watch sir?" *grabs watch* *places watch in hankie* *runs away* |
animebabe: Minutes later, the game of Superman turned all too tragic as Bob's hands slowly slipped and Joey went careening off into the brambles. |
NightTrain: Wilford Brimley's bookmarks include "www.quakeroats.com," "The Cockfight Lover's Page," and "The Saggy-Titted Horse-Fucker's Webring." |
The_Enigma: o/~Whipple's World, Whipple's World, Charmin time, excellent! o/~ |
Annakie7: Bill heard something moving behind him. Every time he looked back from his paper, he could swear the manta rays were a little closer... |
screaming_fist: o/ "Pa pa pa pa pa, Pa pa pa pa pa, the joy of rum-colaaaa...." o/ |
144b: Who's up for Blood N' Waffles? |
Geier: Teddy, The Tailless Little Sperm That Couldn't |