Top Rejected Muppets:
• Pasta Monster
• Mr. Cancer Dog
• Turd Bird
• The Leaping Leper
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Once upon a time
Or so goes the line
I heard tell a notion
Of a gold magic potion
Its power mysterious,
A bouquet quite delirious
It filled all who drink
With the charm of a king
The strength of ten oxen
For lifting or boxing,
The smell of a flower
And ten times the power,
Eyes that would dazzle
And a wit that would frazzle
The smartest of Greeks,
Send them crying for weeks.
It came in a vial
Gold like a sun’s smile,
And gave off an odor
More than peculiar
And all who came near
Fled quickly in fear
And assumed without stirring
The vial contained urine
One day was a man
Who wandered this land
With no sense of smell
And then no way to tell
What lurked in the beaker
That lay near his sneakers
Despite better judgment,
He drank deeply of it,
And found all the gifts
From the previous list
Bestowed upon him
Much to his chagrin
Yet no one believed
And quickly took leave
Despite all his pleas
They said he drank pee
Milestones
1988: Red Bagel's screenplay based on the cover up of the Challenger disaster is rejected for production and accused of being plagiarized from Tootsie.
Now Hiring
Rib Sandwich. Tasty barbecue rib sandwich, no experience required, must be available noon today. If position works out, could invite you back every week and some weekends. Please contact Ned Nedmiller at the commune.
The Man in the Baloney Suit
There once was a man in a baloney suit, who danced on the street corner all day.
He'd dance a jig when the mood struck him and then repeat it without much delay.
Rosey Red-Ass
The true story of Christmas is one few people know, They think it’s about reindeer and
stockings and snow. But this is all hoohash, it just isn’t so, Use it as fertilizer and it’ll make
things grow.
The Boy Who Could Not Smell
Once upon a time there was an ecstatically happy couple named Bitrate and Sorma,
who lived in the town of Ringbear near Norma.
The Boy No Bigger Than a Claritin Pill
Once upon a time there was a happy couple who could not, you know, have a kid.
They went to doctor after doctor until they found one who told them he could
help her get pregnant, but neither the husband nor wife were happy with his
suggestion and she slapped him curtly.
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