Why, Denise,
                        why?

To drive home
                           is
                                fine
designated driver
                                you
                                       volunteered

But to drive
                      home
                                with Mitch
Mitch the
                  Bitch
                            we call him

Why, Denise,
                        why?

They all say
                      he
                            bags everybody
will fuck
                any
                       thing in a skirt
That includes
                        Mac
                                Kenna the Scottish
Exchange Student
                                No
                                      I do not shit you

Why, Denise,
                        why?

I will still
                  take
                           you back
unless
             you
                    fucked him

Even
          I
             have standards
Curses
I curse you with the spirit of Ralhallah, for charging me this late fee, Blockbuster. The one-eyed stare of Tulanjabi will seal the fate of thee, cock-buster.

Party Girl
Paris Hilton can kiss my ass, since when is that bitch the Head of the Class? That greasy skank’s a Dennis who can’t bring no menace.

New Diet!
I’ll eat like an ape before nature was raped by hairspray and glue. That’s what I’ll do! What I understand from the zoo is that they get by mostly on popcorn and candy. I like popcorn and candy!

Peace Frog
What if there were a holiday called “Homosexual Easter”? Would you take the day off work? Or would you just show up anyway and work so nobody thought you were queer? That’s a tough one.