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Meet the Cappers

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  • Handle: Widget
  • Real Name: Jeff Myers
  • D.O.B.: unknown
  • Occupation: unknown
  • Marital Status: unknown
  • Kids: unknown
  • Handle Origin: unknown
  • Alternate Handle(s): unknown
  • You Can Find Me Capping: I'll tell you later

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In Memoriam

Capper Jeff Myers, aka Widget, passed away in July of 1999. Capper Lianna Skywalker wrote this lovely poem for him and posted it at the Capper eGroup.

Capper Heaven

Capper Heaven is where the screengrab machine never goes black.
It's where Linda Carter finally takes off that ugly top.
It's where you can make fun of Star Trek 24-7 and never hit the same episode
twice, and never have to use a toupee joke more than once. (Unless you want
to.)
It's where the Internet connection is never slow and it never breaks.
It's where the cheesy poofs, chocolate, and caffeinated beverages flow like
milk and honey.
It's where you never have to put up with a dark SFC original movie.
It's where you NEVER have to cap the same commercial more than once.
(Unless you want to.)
It's where all the people in the gallery with you are having an incredibly
good day.
It's where your keyboard never sticks and your computer never freezes up.
It's where you never have to put up with mediocre jokes or anyone named
"deadlyringer". (Unless you want to -- though why you'd want to is anyone's
guess.)
And, in Capper Heaven, Mystery Science Theater 3000 will never, never, never
be canceled.