A Little Bit Hungry![]() September 16, 2002 A midget ate a pigeon
and the pigeon ate a pig. If that seems odd remember that the pig was not that big. He was a bite-sized nugget, a toy pig as they say, one that would fit on a keychain should your inkling lean that way. The pig had ate an aphid and the aphid ate a dot and if you think I mean the candy I assure you I do not. The dot had ate a nothing since there's nothing there to eat when you're just a speck of something without appendages or feet. A speck can't eat a smidgen though a smidgen eats a nit and a nit can eat a little if he puts his mind to it. A little eats a sprig which eats a fleck which eats a hint, and a hint enjoys a mote if it has a hint of mint. A mote is rather picky, as it eats only a jot, and a jot can eat a little or a jot can eat a lot. But not if it is eaten first by an iota or a smitch, though a smitch prefers a bit of course, if it is not too rich. And bits are oft predated by a scruple or a whoop, who would need to quadruple if they were to share a boop. In which case they would appeal to the brothers snip and snap, whose appetites are whetted by all things about the size of that. Though those two mainly spend their time creeping round in cahoots and trying not to be gobbled up by dribbets or by hoots. Though I have to say, none of them have seen a tittle or a whit, for each is too small to see at all, even if you look right at it. But if you could, with eyes that good, a hundred you could cram and still have lots of breathing room on the inside of a dram. So a midget ate a pigeon and that pigeon ate a pig. I don't know what ate the midget 'cause it wore a phony wig. ![]() Quote of the Day“May those who love us, love us, and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts, and if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he fuck them up so I'll know not to trust cripples.”-Old Irish Proverb, Jr. Fortune 500 CookieThat weird smell in the office: It's you, dude. Stay out of the sun this week at your doctor's request; he's tired of seeing you shirtless. This week's lucky prom dates: Mom's hot friend "Aunt" Chyniqua, Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig, a randomly selected pro wrestler, entire cast of Revenge of the Nerds, or six of the seven dwarves: Sneezy's got cancer.Try again later. Least Popular |
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