Milestones
1999: Raoul Dunkin's first play, The Touch of Love, is put on in the commune break room by giggling staff reporters who find it unguarded in Dunkin's desk.Now Hiring
Park Ranger. Duties include curtailing activities of bears, from large-haired picnic-basket stealing fun-lovin' bears to savage, towering vicious grizzly bears. Encountering bears is unlikely within the office, but your presence should finally shut up bear-phobic Ivana Folger-Balzac.Top 5 Issues for Next Supreme Court
| 1. | Official legal definition of "fucked up" |
| 2. | Arrange long-awaited challenge of man versus beast |
| 3. | Discount a minimum of ten urban legends |
| 4. | Settle this Lindsey Lohan-Hilary Duff feud once and for all |
| 5. | Reverse hundreds of years of progress |
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