|   You Don't Know Dickman (Vol. 4)
National film critic for Spineless Magazine Joel Dickman is America's most-quoted movie reviewer, and the commune thought we would share some of his best in this syndicated column! Here are some of Dickman's most famous reviews… Sucker... (9/16/11)
Tom Cruise Loves That Woman!
Excerpts from the blog of movie enthusiast/Spineless Magazine reviewer Joel Dickman Who doesn't love Tom Cruise? The Chinese, maybe, and while I wouldn't put it past... (7/18/05)
I Think This New Stacked Show's Gonna Be a Giant Tit!
America's favorite love-it-all reviewer from Spineless Magazine is branching out and trying his hand at the best new blog of the year! How's it going to turn out? Awesome-tastic!
1:21am - To Be Continued
:Gotta go, I'm... (6/13/05)
You Don't Know Dickman (Vol. 3)
America's favorite love-it-all reviewer from Spineless Magazine has the scoop on this summer's hot-to-trot blockbusters… and we've got the scoop on Dickman! Actually, we just paid him a standard fee. He's previewed this year's big... (5/9/05)
You Don't Know Dickman (Vol. 2)
In this special edition, we corresponded with national film critic for Spineless Magazine Joel Dickman to get his take on the current crop of box office treats! Once again, we bring you the ceaseless praise of Joel Dickman…
The... (11/15/04)
You Don't Know Dickman (Vol. 1)
National film critic for Spineless Magazine Joel Dickman is America's most-quoted movie reviewer, and the commune thought we would share some of his best in this syndicated column! Here are some of Dickman's most famous reviews…
Saving... (6/14/04)
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