Babe: Pig in the World Trade Center Movie Indefinitely Pulled
Lovable potential breakfast’s third film hits a little too close to home 
BY RAMROD HURLEY Hollywood, CA

RAMROD HURLEY for the commune Terrorists have robbed us of not only our security, but our pig movies

Following the wake of Sept. 11th terrorist attacks, many studios have aided in claiming additional victims of terrorism, namely films that may evoke emotional reactions from audience for their content. The latest victim: The long-awaited third film in the Babe Trilogy, Babe: Pig in the World Trade Center.

“I can’t believe it,” said film producer Dan Mook. “Here we tried to make a light-hearted, whimsical little film about a sweet talking pig who visits the World Trade Center. Talk about bad fucking luck. I mortgaged my house to get this thing made.”

In this sequel, Babe, the optimistic and charming small pig with the can-do spirit, is pitted against vile Islamic terrorists of the mythical “Jizzbad” organization, who take visiting tourists hostage in the World Trade Center towers. Babe takes each of the terrorists out of commission, one by one, as a bomb ticks down, threatening to destroy the twin towers.

“Real bad fucking luck,” Mook continued for a few more minutes.

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