08/2/25
Help for the helpless. Hap for the hapless.
|  in DAD'S basementby paul windeMere   September 17, 2001 at nightA lone i watch HAPPY DAYS whilst sleeping lies dad turn it DOWN says dad and bangs upon the floor sometimes i wish i was the FONZ make believe dad was mr. C he would give fatherly advice instead of calling me shithead i would bring home CHICKS with all their teeth and dad would not fart and laugh ho ho ho ho today did you look for a job? no, dad no no no i'm finding myself you will find my foot in your ass find a job dad get off the phone i'm talking to MARVIN dad i can tell you didn't hang up get off the phone dad you asshole i'm not on smack or the goofballs quit going in my room i pay no rent except my soul Quote of the Day“Let my nizzles go!”-Moses Harper, on 19th Street Fortune 500 CookieIron lung, shmiron lung—that guy had it coming. Don't bother with that waiting list for Oxford—Kentucky Fried Chicken College wants you now. It's fish or die again this week—same ol', same ol'. Lucky religions: Buddhism, Paganism, Mormonism, worshipping Isaac HayesTry again later. Top 5 commune Features This Week
 Hairy Walnuts I fed my cat some hairy walnuts My poor kitty doesn't like hairy walnuts I forced the cat to eat those nuts and then I watched him puke them up He ran away when he was done and hasn't come back yet I don't think he ever will that stupid cat ... (7/16/01)            |
Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.