Milestones
1994: Omar Bricks arrested after setting a statue of the Virgin Mary ablaze atop the Ferris wheel at the State Fair. Gets off on a technicality that goes down in legal history as the Proud Mary defenseNow Hiring
Flamenco Dancer. Leggy Latin beauty needed to, well, you know. And dance. Must be disease-free and light on the orthodontia. Garden hose-based qualifications a big plus. Mus- wait. Really? Then what the hell's flamenco?Top Reasons for Honking
| 1. | Air-horn busted |
| 2. | Thought I saw nipples |
| 3. | Rat-in-road! Rat-in-road! |
| 4. | Song needed a horn part |
| 5. | Lonely |
| 6. | That bumper sticker is right! |
| 7. | Fluent in Morse code and proud of it |
| 8. | Needed to clear path on sidewalk |
| 9. | I know that guy! |
| 10. | Because I can |
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